Love Yourself

The best way to masturbate, is to not be shy about it and welcome the challenge. Afterall, you’re the only one in the room and you have no one to impress (for now at least).

Life’s too short for bad sex and the best way to communicate your likes and dislikes is to find out what they are. One thing that we know for sure is that for people with vaginas, the clit is key. And for people with penises, the head wears the crown. Everything else depends on your own personal likes and dislikes.

We’ve put some tips together for you here. And when you’re done with your solo experiment, help us make the Playhouse a better place by sharing your own tips and tricks with us.

Go to whatever mental place you want to – and don’t judge yourself for it. Masturbation is a judge-free zone. You’re doing this for yourself, by yourself, with yourself…so be as comfortable and dirty in your mind as you want to be.
Watch some porn.
Visualization and sound effects stimulate the body. Use them… and don’t be shy about your porn search. We promise you, there’s kink for everything.
Watch Girl-on-Girl Porn. Even if you’re straight as an arrow, take some time to look at lesbian sex. All the women at Scarlett’s Playhouse agree that seeing a woman enjoy another woman is a massive turn-on. Why? We think it’s because lesbian porn centers around real, sensual female pleasure (not the male’s gratification).
Lube up. Whether you have a penis or vagina, lubing up enhances the touch. There’ll be less friction on skin-to-skin and the rubbing, fingering and massaging will be smoother.
Make it a full-body sensory experience. Play with your nipples, your thighs, your lips… it’s great stimulation for both females and males... and use your fingers. Our experience says that 2 fingers does the trick. How else are you going to find the G Spot or the prostate?
Embrace the toys. Now this may be a little more advanced, but when you’re ready to try it, go shopping. Start with a smaller dildo first and work your way up (we recommend a thruster). If you want to try a realistic vagina, DON’T REPLAY THE AMERICAN PIE scene. No one likes a beat-up apple pie. Buy an automatic stroker. You’ll thank us later

Eventually, boys and girls, we encourage you to give the butt plug a try too.
Change rooms. Masturbation should not be limited to the shower or the bed. If you’re on your couch watching Game of Thrones and Khaleesi is topless on the screen, go to town on yourself. I would too.
Change positions. This is even better when you find the right size toy for you. No matter what your sexual preference is, sometimes it just feels better when you’re on top.
Take your time. We saved the best for last because it’s probably the most important and underrated one. If you’ve never masturbated before, it may take you more than one or two tries to eventually climax. It can feel unnatural or even morally scrupulous; but here at the Playhouse, we believe the body is a beautiful thing that deserves major TLC.

**Side note: guys, don’t use a sock to clean up your mess. You gotta wear those! Go grab a paper towel and throw out love your love seeds. Get a whole roll at the Dollar Store and save it under your bed like the rest of the degenerates.

And girls, shower after getting all wet. Letting your ‘juice’ dry up can cause UTIs and that’s not fun for anyone.

Remember, the art of masturbation doesn’t have to be “go, go, go” — unless, of course, that’s what you’re into. Feel free to slow down and explore what makes you feel good.

We hate that we even have to tell you this (turns out is not as common sense as we thought) but WASH YOUR TOYS after you’re done using it once… and rinse them once more before you use it again. And never ever, share your toys with strangers.

Look below. Share your masturbation story with our Scarlett’s Playhouse community. There’s nothing shameful about sex. It’s a beautiful thing… and sometimes comical. We’re here to support each other as we all ride the rollercoaster of love, sex and pleasure.

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The best way to masturbate, is to not be shy about it and welcome the challenge. Afterall, you’re the only one in the room and you have no one to impress (for now at least).

We’ve put some tips together for you here. And when you’re done with your solo experiment, help us make the Playhouse a better place by sharing your own tips and tricks with us.

Go to whatever mental place you want to – and don’t judge yourself for it. Masturbation is a judge-free zone. You’re doing this for yourself, by yourself, with yourself…so be as comfortable and dirty in your mind as you want to be.
Watch some porn.
Visualization and sound effects stimulate the body. Use them… and don’t be shy about your porn search. We promise you, there’s kink for everything.
Watch Girl-on-Girl Porn. Even if you’re straight as an arrow, take some time to look at lesbian sex. All the women at Scarlett’s Playhouse agree that seeing a woman enjoy another woman is a massive turn-on. Why? We think it’s because lesbian porn centers around real, sensual female pleasure (not the male’s gratification).

Lube up. Whether you have a penis or vagina, lubing up enhances the touch. There’ll be less friction on skin-to-skin and the rubbing, fingering and massaging will be smoother.
Make it a full-body sensory experience. Play with your nipples, your thighs, your lips… it’s great stimulation for both females and males... and use your fingers. Our experience says that 2 fingers does the trick. How else are you going to find the G Spot or the prostate?
Embrace the toys. Now this may be a little more advanced, but when you’re ready to try it, go shopping. Start with a smaller dildo first and work your way up (we recommend a thruster). If you want to try a realistic vagina, DON’T REPLAY THE AMERICAN PIE scene. No one likes a beat-up apple pie. Buy an automatic stroker. You’ll thank us later

Eventually, boys and girls, we encourage you to give the butt plug a try too

Change rooms. Masturbation should not be limited to the shower or the bed. If you’re on your couch watching Game of Thrones and Khaleesi is topless on the screen, go to town on yourself. I would too.
Change positions. This is even better when you find the right size toy for you. No matter what your sexual preference is, sometimes it just feels better when you’re on top.
Take your time. We saved the best for last because it’s probably the most important and underrated one. If you’ve never masturbated before, it may take you more than one or two tries to eventually climax. It can feel unnatural or even morally scrupulous; but here at the Playhouse, we believe the body is a beautiful thing that deserves major TLC.

And girls, shower after getting all wet. Letting your ‘juice’ dry up can cause UTIs and that’s not fun for anyone.

Remember, the art of masturbation doesn’t have to be “go, go, go” — unless, of course, that’s what you’re into. Feel free to slow down and explore what makes you feel good.

The best way to masturbate, is to not be shy about it and welcome the challenge. Afterall, you’re the only one in the room and you have no one to impress (for now at least).

We’ve put some tips together for you here. And when you’re done with your solo experiment, help us make the Playhouse a better place by sharing your own tips and tricks with us.

Go to whatever mental place you want to – and don’t judge yourself for it. Masturbation is a judge-free zone. You’re doing this for yourself, by yourself, with yourself…so be as comfortable and dirty in your mind as you want to be.
Watch some porn.
Visualization and sound effects stimulate the body. Use them… and don’t be shy about your porn search. We promise you, there’s kink for everything.
Watch Girl-on-Girl Porn. Even if you’re straight as an arrow, take some time to look at lesbian sex. All the women at Scarlett’s Playhouse agree that seeing a woman enjoy another woman is a massive turn-on. Why? We think it’s because lesbian porn centers around real, sensual female pleasure (not the male’s gratification).

Lube up. Whether you have a penis or vagina, lubing up enhances the touch. There’ll be less friction on skin-to-skin and the rubbing, fingering and massaging will be smoother.
Make it a full-body sensory experience. Play with your nipples, your thighs, your lips… it’s great stimulation for both females and males... and use your fingers. Our experience says that 2 fingers does the trick. How else are you going to find the G Spot or the prostate?
Embrace the toys. Now this may be a little more advanced, but when you’re ready to try it, go shopping. Start with a smaller dildo first and work your way up (we recommend a thruster). If you want to try a realistic vagina, DON’T REPLAY THE AMERICAN PIE scene. No one likes a beat-up apple pie. Buy an automatic stroker. You’ll thank us later

Eventually, boys and girls, we encourage you to give the butt plug a try too

Change rooms. Masturbation should not be limited to the shower or the bed. If you’re on your couch watching Game of Thrones and Khaleesi is topless on the screen, go to town on yourself. I would too.
Change positions. This is even better when you find the right size toy for you. No matter what your sexual preference is, sometimes it just feels better when you’re on top.
Take your time. We saved the best for last because it’s probably the most important and underrated one. If you’ve never masturbated before, it may take you more than one or two tries to eventually climax. It can feel unnatural or even morally scrupulous; but here at the Playhouse, we believe the body is a beautiful thing that deserves major TLC.

And girls, shower after getting all wet. Letting your ‘juice’ dry up can cause UTIs and that’s not fun for anyone.

Remember, the art of masturbation doesn’t have to be “go, go, go” — unless, of course, that’s what you’re into. Feel free to slow down and explore what makes you feel good.